My Cousin's an Idiot

Banter between two cousins and occasional guests.

Frequent accusations of idiocy which usually boil down to the pot calling the kettle black.

Puns will continue until morale improves. 

Out of Time

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"The journey is never ending. There's always gonna be growth, improvement, adversity; you just gotta take it all in and do what's right, continue to grow, continue to live in the moment." Antonio Brown

Spoilers: Twilight, Futurama, Yogi Bear, 50 Shades of Grey, Twins

Thanks to Royalty Free Music: www.soundotcom.com for the use of their songs.

Do We Have A Business Plan For You!

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Since were such good businessmen, starting this podcast and all. We have this brand to business plan that we think you are gonna love. Unfortunately we are also old nerds so there is some complaining in store. Don’t worry though Ben has some delightful stories to tell aswell.

Spoilers: The Matrix, The Land Before Time, Inception, Navy SEALS - BUDS Class 234, Surviving the Cut, Hook, and Peter Pan

Thanks to Royalty Free Music: www.soundotcom.com for the use of their songs.

Short Time Listener, Peer Pressured Podcaster

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Damien Jaress joins the fucking party! As a favor to Ben, Damien agreed to be on the podcast only days earlier drunkenly in the wee hours of the morning after a party. Being a man of his word, he comes on this episode and knocks it out of the park! We talk about lots or random bullshit and there are plenty of puns in this episode. Thanks for tuning in and thanks for joining Damien!

Spoilers: Game of Thrones, Red Dwarf, Transformers 1/2/3, Constantine, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Dumb and Dumber, Star Wars

Thanks to Royalty Free Music: www.soundotcom.com for the use of their songs.

Vacation from Work to Work

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Early mornings and lots of fun with CLIF Bar to kick off the festivities. Painful memories from childhood may give insight to our hosts' neurotic tendencies. Isa logs his third bachelor party in the books and lightens his alcohol stores. Plenty of fast back and forth to melt your faces into a perma-smile. The quality of this audio is significantly better than usual and will become the new norm. Come, stay a while and listen... 

Spoilers: Deadpool 2, The Mask, Bitch, Taxes on Monopoly, Lethal Weapon 2, Michael Jackson's Bad Music Video, Adventure Time

Thanks to Royalty Free Music: www.soundotcom.com for the use of their songs.

I Know What You Like

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We know what you like! Ben generously invites Isa for an exciting game of poker with his buddies. Be careful when playing with Ben though cause he always collects, especially from friends and family. To Ben's dismay he is also compelled to collect puns that are far beneath his regard. Don't worry we've got exactly what you like.

Spoilers: Tetris, Seinfeld, Black Sheep by Your Choice, Maverick, American Gangster, Serial, Wizard and Bruiser, and spoiled expectations for Halo 2

Thanks to Royalty Free Music: www.soundotcom.com for the use of their songs.

Isa's got an Electric Bike... It's Electic!!!

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Hamza makes his second appearance along with his girlfriend Erika. Don't borrow things from Ben, not return them, and expect to avoid the wrath, find out the truth about how fat cats drink on the job, and tons of back and forth. This special episode features TWO guests for the first time in MCAI history. Tell a friend, tune in, and enjoy!

Spoilers: Avengers: Infinity War, Jerry Maguire, Star Wars Episode VI & VIII, Wild Wild Country, Wild Wild West, Independence Day: Resurgence

Thanks to Royalty Free Music: www.soundotcom.com for the use of their songs.

Otter Slip N' Falls

Isa has started a new book, Ben's gonna cry, and Isa will tease current political events. If you are Hamza and this is too much of a spoiler then you should have closed your eyes already to this summary. Just listen to the full episode if you wanna enjoy our antics unspoiled.

Spoilers: Infinity War, Andre the Giant, King of Kong, and Mission Impossible

Thanks to Royalty Free Music: www.soundotcom.com for the use of their songs.

From London with Love

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Emily finally joins us for a podcast. She has given plenty of feedback and has supported like a champ, we are so happy to have her! Contained within is content that will make your skin crawl, your ears ache, your nostrils burn.. We cover birth, viral internet videos, lots of bouncing around, and more. Thanks for tuning in!

Spoilers: 127 Hours, Star Wars- Episode 6, Batman: The Dark Knight/The Dark Knight Rises,Ghostbusters 2, The Martian, Black Panther, Octopussy, and Tub Girl

Thanks to Royalty Free Music: www.soundotcom.com for the use of their songs.

Isa's an Egg White Supremacist

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Isa dances dangerously close to albumen prejudice, reminiscing about a high school biology teacher, hunch hurtles honorific hometown hero high historically hyped hoser hangs head. We truly hope you enjoy this episode.

Spoilers: Gattaca, The King of Kong: Fist Full of Quarters, DMX - X Gon' Give It To Ya, The Wizard of Oz, Harry Potter 2: Chamber of Secrets, The Dark Knight

Thanks to Royalty Free Music: www.soundotcom.com for the use of their songs.

All Rain and Squishy Socks Makes Isa a Dull Boy

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This episode jumps all over the place. You won't know where it's going, but surely you'll enjoy the ride... Unless you're Isa, then it'll be the worst ride of your life both literally and figuratively. Tune in and tell a friend!

Spoilers: Limitless, RoboCop, Forrest Gump, The Big Lebowski, John Wick 1 & 2, Taken, Seinfeld

Hamza and Erika's Blog

Thanks to Royalty Free Music: www.soundotcom.com for the use of their songs.

I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!!!

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This magical journey starts us down a rabbit hole filled with zero attention span and partial stories. Luckily many of them are entertaining and a few thoughts make their way back to the main path.

Spoilers: Ant-Man, Sideways, Isle of Dogs, Ready Player One, Bolt, Seinfeld

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I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!!!

Thanks to Royalty Free Music: www.soundotcom.com for the use of their songs.

Q-bacca

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Isa's champion Qassim joins the MCAI family. We delve deep into sci-fi, fantasy, and politics. There are plenty of jokes to make the medicine go down. Support us with an MCAI recommendation to your friends with a sense of humor and thanks for tuning in!

Spoilers: Star Wars, Harry Potter, Galaxy Quest, Serenity, Logan

Thanks to Royalty Free Music: www.soundotcom.com for the use of their songs.

Do You Even Falcon Bro?

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A heated hypothetical debate about commanding respect and birds, nerdiness abound, Cross Kirkland Corridor on beautiful days, an interesting interview and a new job, dipping into our funny anecdote coffers, a visit from shitty podcast past/present/future. 

Spoilers: The Sopranos, Seinfeld, God of War 1, Seinfeld again

Thanks to Royalty Free Music: www.soundotcom.com for the use of their songs.

Ore-gone, and Now We're Back

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Recorded in PDX, this is the first episode that featured an out of state recording. On a quest for CLIF Bar, we were the farthest we had ever been from the shire. Ate delicious eats, basked in the glory that is no sales tax for two days, and returned safely home to tell the tale for years to come. Tell a friend (or an enemy depending on how you like the episode) and increase the MCAI fan base. Thanks for listening!

Spoilers: The Matrix

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Jesus Christ, what a bad restoration... 

Thanks to Royalty Free Music: www.soundotcom.com for the use of their songs.

Six Months of Bliss

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Wow that six months of MCAI went by in the blink of an eye. Like a turtle walking uphill in peanut butter, we barely had time to yell at each other as much as we wanted. This commemorative episode covers Disney references, super hot video games, Ben's acceptance of being a millennial, healthcare and all they do for us, and several impromptu arguments. Happy six months to us! Enjoy and tell a friend, we appreciate you listening.

Spoilers: Touching the Void, Enter the Dragon, Red Dwarf, Speed 1, Die Hard 2, The Rock

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Jackie Chan finding out what time it is   

Chameleon hand   

Thanks to Royalty Free Music: www.soundotcom.com for the use of their songs.

Tall Tales or Historical Documents?

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The hosts try their first lead read book and discuss. Isa's soothing and soft voice lulls the listeners into a trance state as he whispers sweet nothings into your ears. Plenty of references to yesteryear, it's business as usual at Friedboy Hutchinfather Productions, LLC.

Spoilers: The Art of Peace

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Kiai Master vs MMA

Punk on train thrown

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego

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Thanks to Royalty Free Music: www.soundotcom.com for the use of their songs.

Slim Shadie 101

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Shadie Hijazi comes on the podcast and discusses how his life has changed since knowing Ben. Movies, donating blood, good eats, and squabbles. Lots of squabbles. Enjoy the cheesy jokes and a window into Isa's life as seen through Shadie's eyes.

Spoilers: None

Thanks to Royalty Free Music: www.soundotcom.com for the use of their songs.

Ignore-Rant

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An episode full of rants, hate, speculation, anecdotes, and intrigue. Video games were conquered, Google has fallen from favor, Ben was at fault for being born, and the Olympics are underway!

Spoilers: Wallace and Gromit, Coco, A Beautiful Mind, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia 

Thanks to Royalty Free Music: www.soundotcom.com for the use of their songs.

Roses Are Red, Violets Blue, We Made This Episode, Just For You

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Lots of holidays to cover: Groundhog's Day, Valentine's Day, Birthday Bourbon [Day]. Our rejuvenated duo acquires a new fake sponsor after much negotiation to make sure the numbers were right, movie talk, poker night, and the usual ridiculousness.

Spoilers: I, Tonya, First Bite

Thanks to Royalty Free Music: www.soundotcom.com for the use of their songs.

Ben: Shang Tsung's Poster Child

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A promotion, more in depth last man standing talk, destroying Ben's hard work in the N64 game: Pod Racer, dusting off the psychology degree, Isa steps into a trap, and the dynamic duo conquers a true challenge!

Spoilers: Saving Private Ryan, The Matrix

Thanks to Royalty Free Music: www.soundotcom.com for the use of their songs.

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